Tuesday, August 03, 2004

S'true, S'welpme




   Gent rushed into the "Men's Room at Macy's in the Mall, in the early evening. Observing that the floor under and around the facilities was wet he dashed into the nearest cubical.
      
       A few moments later,he turned to leave and found
       that the door had closed,the latch had engaged and
       the handle was not working.
             After pushing and pounding on the door,which
       refused to budge,  he stepped back,looked at the door and
       lifted his foot and planted it swiftly and accurately on the
       latch,causing the door to swing crazily open.
       He stepped out of the cubical, washed his hands,
       reached for a paper towel and then noticed that the
       doors to the other cubicals opened inward.

Score: 4, extra credit for use of unnecessary force during a senior moment.