Monday, July 12, 2004

We Have A FIVE!

My friend Carol, who almost remained nameless, arranged a big, surprise birthday for a close friend of hers' 30th birthday. Carol knew that Mary's birthday wouuld be her 30th, because they had often joked about the fact that Mary was a year older, and Carol was 29.

Well, Mary arrived at Carol's house, alll those present jumped up and yelled, "SURPRISE!" and mary was indeed very surprised.

Later, she took Carol aside and said, "you know, I'm only 29."
"No you're not, you're a year older than me and I'm 29," replied Carol.

"Carol, you're only 28."

Silence.


Rating: 5 + (the plus is for the sustained delusion; not really a "moment" at all)

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